recipe for a good night out

So, I finally proved it, it's possible to have an awesome, sober, night out on a mere £2.
Recipe:
2x pint of beer at £1/pint in a bar
1x oceana nightclub, free vip entry.
1x single bloke
1x single girl
start off with the beer, then mix in all the rest of the ingredients together, with liberal helpings of music, add a dash of snarky comments from friends and let simmer for 2-3hours, voila ;)
Side-effects include lack of sleep, generally leading to dozing through maths lectures.

3d